Well, that was... Something??
Unfortunately it didn't get off to such a great start, since it took literally an hour and a half to find this place, but just as we were about to give up, we finally stumbled across the Cross-dressing boy cafe and bar - NEWTYPE.
Since pretty boys in dresses make me nervous as hell, I was pretty much in awe for the first twenty minutes. I think they were a bit surprised to see foreigners, and this place is really not aimed at tourists. No English menu, no English speaking maids so it was full nihongo ^^'
They were sooo pretty that even I was convinced some were real girls! In fact, one in particular was misleadingly curvy that I swore to my friend she HAD to be a girl - she was bordering on chubby and had a face too pretty to be a guy - but no, he turned out to be a guy. A very pretty curvy guy. Cue Candy swooning.
They started teasing him about his weight, telling him - you're faaaat, you're chubbyyyy~ And he kept referring to himself as japanese pocchari